Ahh…the pictures you have all been waiting soo long for.

I apologize for taking so long to upload them – however, they make me physically ill.

For those of you that somehow may not know, Mr. How Sweet and his friends decided it would be fun to grow moustache’s a few weeks ago. Thank goodness Mr. How Sweet caved after a week.

Granted, I was not feeding him. His hot, delicious meals were no longer on the table when he got home each evening. However, I don’t think that was a dealbreaker.

Even he realized that he looked like a cross between a crusty 1970’s redneck and a dirty, 1980’s adult film star.

This is an idea of how Mr. How Sweet normally looks.

Well, when we are out in public, that is.

At home, he resigns to lounging around, eating, and doing chores in his shorts alone. His peaches and cream skin can rival any character of Twilight or True Blood.

I shouldn’t be talking though, since my skin is so pasty it is practically translucent.

Someday we will have pale, freckled, red-headed ginger kids. If that isn’t a recipe for bullying, I don’t know what is.

If you don’t mind, I’m going to enter counseling now.

Mr. How Sweet’s moustache grossed me out beyond belief. He looked…old. And crusty. And like someone I didn’t even know. And with the way Mr. How Sweet eats, I was just waiting for some crumbs to be stuck in that ‘stache.

Gag me with a spoon.

So are you ready?

Take a deep breath.

And you might want to have a bucket near by in case this induces vomiting.

This is what Mr. How Sweet looked like with the ‘stache . . .

I know.

You don’t need to say it.

Last Friday when I arrived home, not only did he have a smooth face, he also had a bag of Godiva truffles.

He knew he owed me bigtime.

Thank goodness this phase is over.

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60 Responses to “The Great Moustache Debate.”

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    Rebecca @ Durch Dick und Duenn — March 16, 2010 @ 6:56 pm

    ok, i too thought that maybe you were exaggerating just a teeny tiny bit, ya know, like how girls do…..

    I really think you should have rang the alarm… because wow… we’ve got a whole lot going on there… if you add those 80 glasses he could look like Matt Damon in that new movie coming out…

    or yeah…Paul Blart, Mall Cop…

    i agree with another commenter…Godiva should just be the beginning… ;)


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    Kayla — March 19, 2010 @ 2:05 pm

    Hahahahahahahaha omg that’s too funny. Glad he caved… ;-)


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    Kelly @ Healthy Living With Kelly — March 20, 2010 @ 11:51 am

    Moustache or not…yall are still a HOT couple!! :)


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    A@ Please Don't Eat Me! — March 27, 2010 @ 7:36 am

    i just clicked over here.. so im late to the stache party- but YEA, he looks like a porn star.. maybe thats a good thing??? and NOOOOO, its not! lol
    glad to hear he got rid of it!

    my fiance grew a beard – and i thought i would hate it, but he keeps it nice and low, not all stubbly and nasty like some of these other guys i see.. he looks very handsome now ; )


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    Christina — April 5, 2010 @ 11:52 am

    I feel your pain! The March Madness Moustache challenge has tortured many women in this country. Many of our handsome men have been morphed into creepy child molester look-alikes because of this! It has to stop!
    Your pictures are hilarious! Thanks for sharing :)


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    Samantha Angela @ Bikini Birthday — April 29, 2010 @ 10:22 am

    My husband is in the process of growing a mustache along with the track team he coaches. I am NOT impressed. He looks downright creepy.


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    Barb — March 19, 2012 @ 2:49 pm


    Hi. Just found your blog over the weekend and am doing a marathon read. The pic of Mr. HS with a ‘stash reminded me of the principal from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (above linky).




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    mustache — March 30, 2013 @ 9:25 am

    An impressive share! I’ve just forwarded this onto a friend who has been doing a little research on this. And he actually bought me dinner because I stumbled upon it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending some time to discuss this topic here on your site.



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