Remember a few weeks ago when you cooked that delicious meal on your 3rd date for the soon-to-be love of your life?

Well. . .you broke up. Yep. Sorry ’bout that one.

Drown in some delicious food and worry about it tomorrow. Enjoy eating your emotions tonight.


Starter: Roasted Apple and Brie Bruschetta. Because you have to have some form of a vegetable fruit in this artery-clogging meal.

Salad: Salad? No salads here. Who wants to eat a salad after a break-up? Let’s be real.

Main Course: Crispy BBQ Chicken Fingers and Smoked Cheddar and Bacon Mac. Nothing screams ‘comfort’ like chicken fingers with mac and cheese.

Dessert: Quadruple Chocolate Loaf Cake. Because anything with the words ‘quadruple’ and ‘chocolate’ are suitable for a break-up.



And to prepare the night before for morning: Creme Brulee French Toast. Because you will desperately want some sugar and grease to cure your massive hangover.


Bottoms up.

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18 Responses to “Menu: The Break-Up Meal.”

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    Bethany @ More Fruit Please — May 27, 2010 @ 3:32 pm

    Haha, I wouldn’t mind going through a break-up if I can recover with this food! I think I’ll just use this menu as a “PMS Meal”. Thanks! <3

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    VeggieGirl — May 27, 2010 @ 3:34 pm

    I LOVE the menu and concept – too cute :-D

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    Evan Thomas — May 27, 2010 @ 3:40 pm

    If we’re breaking up, there better be Haagen-Daz to go along with that loaf cake

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    Jolene (www.everydayfoodie.ca) — May 27, 2010 @ 4:23 pm

    I bought the half and half to make the french toast this weekend, but I can’t find challah bread … is there another name for it? What would be the best replacement?

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    adrienmelaine — May 27, 2010 @ 4:38 pm

    So true- hide the veggies/fruit or just bypass them completely- let’s be honest, there’s an entire meal between a few caesars and bowls of ice cream!

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    Diana @ frontyardfoodie — May 27, 2010 @ 6:17 pm

    haha I love your date meal interpretations!

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    Jil — May 27, 2010 @ 6:21 pm

    HAH! The beginning literally made me laugh out loud…I some some people who have had too many “loves of their lives”" to count! This meal looks faaaaaantastic – break up or no break up!

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    janetha — May 27, 2010 @ 6:57 pm

    ahahah second sentence = best line ever. i love you.

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    Wei-Wei — May 27, 2010 @ 8:11 pm

    Creme. Brulee. French. Toast.

    Those four words, put together, it better than any boy.

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    Jenn (Jenn's Menu and Lifestyle Blog) — May 27, 2010 @ 8:24 pm

    Where were you 7 or 8 years ago when I needed this plan? Freakin’ awesome. :mrgreen:

    Jenn

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    Jackie (Peaces of Earth) — May 27, 2010 @ 11:12 pm

    hahaha love thisl! This meal is soo worth the break up. :)

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    megan — May 28, 2010 @ 5:37 am

    haha great idea. thankfully i never have to go through another break up again, but I’ll remember this for any other disappointment that comes my way :)

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    Daisy — May 28, 2010 @ 7:28 am

    hahahah so funnnny. love it!

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    Steve — May 28, 2010 @ 9:57 am

    haha great idea. thankfully i never have to go through another break up again, but I’ll remember this for any other disappointment that comes my way :)

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    Paula — May 28, 2010 @ 10:48 am

    ok, I feel hungry when I`m looking at such georgeous delicious :)

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    Bianca @ south bay rants n raves — May 28, 2010 @ 6:28 pm

    This is a wonderful concept…. but where’s the raw cookie dough & pint of vanilla ice cream? :)

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    Jennifer — May 29, 2010 @ 7:38 am

    You’re comfort food might be chicken fingers and mac & cheese… mine is hands down spaghetti. Two BIG bowls of it! Who’s counting carbs?

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    Emily — June 1, 2010 @ 12:13 pm

    hahahah so funnnny. love it!

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