Remember a few weeks ago when you cooked that delicious meal on your 3rd date for the soon-to-be love of your life?
Well. . .you broke up. Yep. Sorry ’bout that one.
Drown in some delicious food and worry about it tomorrow. Enjoy eating your emotions tonight.
Starter: Roasted Apple and Brie Bruschetta. Because you have to have some form of a vegetable fruit in this artery-clogging meal.
Salad: Salad? No salads here. Who wants to eat a salad after a break-up? Let’s be real.
Main Course: Crispy BBQ Chicken Fingers and Smoked Cheddar and Bacon Mac. Nothing screams ‘comfort’ like chicken fingers with mac and cheese.
Dessert: Quadruple Chocolate Loaf Cake. Because anything with the words ‘quadruple’ and ‘chocolate’ are suitable for a break-up.
And to prepare the night before for morning: Creme Brulee French Toast. Because you will desperately want some sugar and grease to cure your massive hangover.
Bottoms up.




I’m Jessica and this is where I share my stuff. You will find a balance of healthy recipes, comfort food and indulgent desserts.
Haha, I wouldn’t mind going through a break-up if I can recover with this food! I think I’ll just use this menu as a “PMS Meal”. Thanks! <3
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I LOVE the menu and concept – too cute :-D
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If we’re breaking up, there better be Haagen-Daz to go along with that loaf cake
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I bought the half and half to make the french toast this weekend, but I can’t find challah bread … is there another name for it? What would be the best replacement?
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So true- hide the veggies/fruit or just bypass them completely- let’s be honest, there’s an entire meal between a few caesars and bowls of ice cream!
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haha I love your date meal interpretations!
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HAH! The beginning literally made me laugh out loud…I some some people who have had too many “loves of their lives”" to count! This meal looks faaaaaantastic – break up or no break up!
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ahahah second sentence = best line ever. i love you.
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Creme. Brulee. French. Toast.
Those four words, put together, it better than any boy.
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Where were you 7 or 8 years ago when I needed this plan? Freakin’ awesome. :mrgreen:
Jenn
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hahaha love thisl! This meal is soo worth the break up. :)
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haha great idea. thankfully i never have to go through another break up again, but I’ll remember this for any other disappointment that comes my way :)
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hahahah so funnnny. love it!
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haha great idea. thankfully i never have to go through another break up again, but I’ll remember this for any other disappointment that comes my way :)
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ok, I feel hungry when I`m looking at such georgeous delicious :)
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This is a wonderful concept…. but where’s the raw cookie dough & pint of vanilla ice cream? :)
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You’re comfort food might be chicken fingers and mac & cheese… mine is hands down spaghetti. Two BIG bowls of it! Who’s counting carbs?
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hahahah so funnnny. love it!
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