Today.

I scrubbed the kitchen floor.

I know.

My jaw is still hanging open too.


To make things even more unbelievable, I then dusted this table.

For the first time. Ever.


I sliced some fresh mozzarella:



And sliced this fregetable. Really, what is it? A fruit or a vegetable?



And then I burnt the heck out of my poor man’s toasted caprese bruschetta.

I ate it anyway because… well, do you really think I’d pass up food?


I started burning a new candle.

One of my favorite scents of all time!


Then I considered organizing our freezer.

But I spied the Ketel One in the corner and the rest of my to-do’s flew out the window.
Just kidding. Sort of.


Oh well, there is always tomorrow. What did you do today?