That you had a pleather Dale Earnhardt stocking (complete with luxurious faux fur) to hang on your mantle?
Yeah. I didn’t think so.
That you had a pleather Dale Earnhardt stocking (complete with luxurious faux fur) to hang on your mantle?
Yeah. I didn’t think so.
I’m Jessica and this is where I share my stuff. You will find a balance of healthy recipes, comfort food and indulgent desserts.
I am madly, passionately, inexplicably in love with food. Bacon makes me beam. Chocolate makes me shout from the rooftops with joy. Vegetables and I are the best of frenemies. My perfect world would include none of them.
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Bah ha ha ha ha There are no words… :)
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I’m pretty sure my dad would kill for this…. and my mom would kill me for bringing it into their home. lol
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omgosh. i’m so sorry.
the photo i just posted of me in my NASCAR internship getup might make you feel better about your mantle, though. ;)
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:28 pm
I just checked that out. Pretty sure my husband is going to leave me for you.
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Mr. How Sweet It Is — December 9th, 2010 @ 11:03 pm
Nope. She interned for Roush. Mr. How Sweet loves his Chevy teams, not so much the Fords.
Only if it came with a decorative turkey
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:27 pm
Hey! I know someone that can give you a package deal on both.
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Hahaha :D
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Wowza!
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You’re the luckiest girl in America.
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:27 pm
Aren’t I?
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ahahahahaha! mr. sweet strikes again! I know we love our guys regardless of the weird little quirks… but oh-my-gosh they still need to be taunted for it! <3
xoXOxo
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:26 pm
Yes they do.
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O..mg. No he dii-int!! LOL Classic…
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lol my fiance would love this! his is camoflage with fake antlers coming out of the top. ick. lol. i’m hoping it gets lost when we move to our new house!
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:26 pm
Good luck with that. This managed to make it into our new house. I’ll say a little prayer for you.
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oh oh oh! sign me up!!!
NOT :)
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Niiiice….where did ya’ll find that?
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:26 pm
Target.
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haha, too funny :) have GOT to show this to my hubby altough I’m scared he might want it ;)
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:26 pm
He can have it.
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You really make me appreciate my husband’s junk. From now on I’ll just think, at least it’s not a pleather stocking or stuffed turkey…
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:25 pm
Ain’t that the truth.
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Oh my gosh hahahaha that is just freakin hilarious. I literally laughed out loud.
I loooooove your blog. I actually featured you on my tumblr. You are amazing! I’m trying out the honey crispy chicken dish tonight. Can’t wait!
Libby
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:25 pm
Thank you so much! I am glad you are enjoying it. Let me know if you like the chicken!
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Really Mr. How Sweet? Really?
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:25 pm
Really.
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Hahahahhaha!!!! Love it! (And I feel sorry for you too haha)
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OHHHHHHHHHH My nephew would LOVE that. He has just about everything else. Niece would not like it too much. HEHEHE
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LOL oh man….what a gem. I want it only if it’s full of money. Or chocolate.
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:24 pm
I will put money in it… I will pay you to take it off my hands.
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Hoo boy.
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bahaha oh man, I swear our husbands are long lost twins.
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Jessica — December 9th, 2010 @ 10:24 pm
I don’t feel so bad then.
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Vroom! Vroom!
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Um,,, I actually am speechless. :-o
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If I stop visiting this site in the afternoon, I wouldn’t know that you are mocking me.
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Haha. Too funny!
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LOL :-D
Wait… did you buy it for him? Or did he buy it for himself?
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OK… now THAT is funny :D lol!! I love the plethor!!!!! ROCK IT mr how sweet
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Awesome, blog entry! Up there with the dancing elves! Thank you!
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Ha! This made me laugh out loud :)
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Your blog kills me! I’ve been secretly reading it for a while and just love it. Your sense of humor rocks and I’m now the new favorite for bringing the Better than Crack brownies to all our family get togethers. Thanks so much for being a bright spot in my day!
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Jessica — December 10th, 2010 @ 1:09 am
Thank you so much for reading!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Nooooooooooo
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hahahahaha that’s hilarious.
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Bahahaha…love it.
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Oh. My. Word. That totally make me lol in the middle of a cafe in Disney World!!! You are the best girl!!
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Great post… so simple yet so hilarious :-D.
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LOL this is seriously hilarious girl! guess i won’t be complaining about the GB Packers banners/helmet in our workout room any longer ;)
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well. i have a faux fur green bay packers one up in my house. be jealous.
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oh the gal above me.. she knows my pain.
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NO :shock: OMG. Hahahahaha.
Remember that time I said he and I would get along swimmingly? I take that back :wink:
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I’m really sorry- that’s pretty terrible!
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You crack me up :-) You two are too cute. I think the husband should do another guest post!!!
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Oh boy. Steve would love this. That is why I will never let him go to Target again…for fear that he will see this and buy it. OMG – I laughed so hard when I saw this. Thanks for sharing!
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OMG, Ok it is April 2011 and I just saw this. I know anything for your man lol.
I have this “stuff” consuming my house all year long. Now if hubby saw this he and Mr How Sweet would be doing some serious conversing. But you think I am showing him that? I didn’t think so. ;0)
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