What do you think he’s thinking about?
I wonder if I could build a shed back here to house my dyecast cars and the lawnmower?
Wait… not a shed. A house. Like a treehouse. Like a NASCAR themed treehouse. With cable. So I can watch Jr. win the title this year and watch Triple H wrestle The Undertaker.
I could probably afford that if Jess didn’t think she was married to Daddy Warbucks.
I’d really like one of those camo Under Armor shirts. I could definitely run in that. I’ll just cut off the sleeves.
I wonder how many burgers I can eat since I just ran 6 miles. Four. I’m gonna eat four.
Does Taylor Swift have a new CD coming out soon? I’m getting bored with her old one.
Speaking of CD’s, no one makes music like Alabama anymore. Except for Taylor Swift.
Would it be acceptable to cut off the sleeves of my new Brooks Brothers shirts and wear them to work tomorrow?
Okay, I’m hungry. Starving. I’m probably going to die. I’ve never been this hungry in my life.
I’m Jessica and this is where I share my stuff. You will find a balance of healthy recipes, comfort food and indulgent desserts.
It’s like you’re reading my husband’s mind! Especially “I wonder how many burgers I can eat since I just ran 6 miles. Four. I’m gonna eat four.”
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Jess, are you opposed to a NASCAR themed treehouse? Seems like a wonderful place for the turkey! It’s a win-win.
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“am i as buff as this tree?”
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Jenna — April 8th, 2011 @ 3:17 pm
hahaha! This is the best one yet! :)
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That is TOO funny!
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Oh man, peas in a pod. I wondered last night if my hubby violated his man-card by having Ke$ha on his ipod. And then bopping to Beiber in the car on the way to the gym this morning.
He also cuts the sleeves off his shirts saying they are too constricting. I mean he’s buff but not THAT buff! haha
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Mr. How Sweet — April 8th, 2011 @ 3:04 pm
Mr. How Sweet is now wondering, ‘What’s a beiber?’
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Allison — April 25th, 2011 @ 4:04 pm
Hahaha “What’s a beiber?” Love it.
This is too cute! I think we all need to do this. : )
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HA HA! So much like my boyfriend with the “What can I eat now that I exercised” question. We run 5 miles and he houses 8x the calories! Hilarious!
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Honestly cannot stop laughing. I’m gonna read it again. And probably later too.
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Bwahhhhaaaaaaa. You are are so funny! I want to hear what he thinks about this post when he finds out about it! :D
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OH man story of my boyfriend’s life – ALWAYS claims he’s “never been this hungry before” and that his blood sugar is dipping dangerously low, so I’d better hurry up or he might have to make a dinner before our dinner……he’s as hangry as they come!
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Hahaha! At least if he built a tree house to watch Nascar in that means you get do whatever you’d like:-)
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hahahahaha…has he heard brad paisley’s new (awesome) song “old Alabama” with members from alabama???? seems right up his alley!
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“When will there be lush green leaves on those trees again….ready for summer.” Oh wait…that’s my thoughts lol
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You crack me up! I love how in-tune you are to his thoughts!
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haha!
what does he “think” of your thought reading? ;)
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Has anyone told you that are you one of the funniest bloggers out there? I’m highly amused, and very glad I found you!
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This post just made me laugh on a pretty crappy day. And that’s hard to do :)
Thank you – thank you- thank you!
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Where does he put all of those “snacks”? If I ate like you say he eats I would be 2000 lbs.
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hahahahah this is PRICELESS. i love these factoids about your husband!
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hysterical!
I imagine my husband has pretty much the same thoughts after he runs too!
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This is so funny. You’re hilarious!
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YAY For Taylor Swift! I’m happy He’s a fan… lol
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You are hilarious! That’s probably how my husband would think too! Haha! You never fail me Jessica, I can always count on your for a big laugh. :-D
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hahahahaha this was soooo funny! :D
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this may be one of the best posts i’ve read. “Four. I’m gonna eat four.” is my favorite line.
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Those are all CLASSIC!!
I did not realize how solid and BUILT he is. Omg. No wonder you go thru an insane amount of protein/meat, and groceries.
Omg he is built. Wow!
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Do he know the extent that you blog about him? lol Too funny.
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Jessica — April 8th, 2011 @ 3:39 pm
Well… he reads the blog everyday but it’s usually a surprise when I post about him… hahah!
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At least if he builds a treehouse you could talk him into putting The Turkey out in it :)
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Jessica — April 8th, 2011 @ 3:39 pm
I didn’t even think of that!!
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The last line should be “Thank heavens I’m married to an awesome chef and baker!”
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It’s really going to suck when our husbands start blogs, huh?
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:D :D lol lol … Love it Jessica.
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I have to agree with him about Alabama… *sigh*
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“Do chicken breasts grow on trees?”
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Please, please ask him to write out what he was really thinking for the next post. I have a feeling you are spot on about most of it. ;) Hilarious!
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Oh my gosh- I am laughing so hard right now! You two are just adorable! Oh- and I agree with Kristen@PrettySweet…it would be so fun to know what he was really thinking in that moment! ;-)
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LMAO!!! This made my day.
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Too funny. Maybe he’s thinking of building a huge bar-b-que pit.
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“she’s totally staring at my butt right now…”
I’m sorry, it’s just I always stare at my husband’s butt which I lovingly refer to as his peach :) Too much? yeah… I do that sometimes…
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Ahaha – the last line made me laugh out loud.
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i love it. four. i’m going to eat four.
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LOL!! That picture and all your comments could be my husband!!
Minus the Nascar and wrestling (his is Golf and gossip sites!)
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I don’t know what he’s thinking, but this post totally cracked me up, I’m laughing so hard it hurts over here!! I hope you fed him shortly after this :)
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Love it!!
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I say 6 burgers. A burger a mile!
And my boyfriend loves Taylor Swift too! He’s also hungry 24 hours a day. Is this all guys, or just ours? Maybe it’s just the super buff guys. (Thought I should throw them a compliment to even out the Taylor Swift talk.)
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Jessica — April 8th, 2011 @ 7:44 pm
LOL!
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Hilarious. He will probably eat all 4 burgers with a side of chicken.
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This post reminds me how similar most men really are. You could replace this with a picture of my husband and all the statements would still be totally true. Thanks for the laugh!
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Hilarious. You are talented at reading minds. :)
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I love you, Jess! I want to meet you and share witty, sarcastic conversations over lots of butter and sugar filled goods with a side of bacon. I’m sure you can convince Mr. How Sweet to get away with a breast of chicken and some Taylor Swift tunes. Haha!
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hhahahha I bet he’s thinking, “Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon”
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Ahahaha! You are so funny.
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