I definitely did not lay in my bed last night and watch 4 episodes of Newlyweds on DVD.
And I really didn’t spend 35 minutes searching for all of my Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey CDs.
And after I couldn’t find In This Skin or SoulO (which I definitely don’t own), I am pretty sure that I didn’t sit listening to the iTunes store cuts of every.single.song because I was too cheap to shovel out another $10 for both CDs (that I definitely don’t already own).
Would anyone like an adult beverage?
How about now?
That’s what I thought.