True Story.

I definitely did not lay in my bed last night and watch 4 episodes of Newlyweds on DVD.

sneaky bed photo while my husband elbows me in the face.

And I really didn’t spend 35 minutes searching for all of my Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey CDs.

And after I couldn’t find In This Skin or SoulO (which I definitely don’t own), I am pretty sure that I didn’t sit listening to the iTunes store cuts of because I was too cheap to shovel out another $10 for both CDs (that I definitely don’t already own).

Someone needs a life (and I’m pretty sure it isn’t me).


Would anyone like an adult beverage?

I'm deceiving.

How about now?

The little one is normal-sized.

That’s what I thought.