It’s Monday.

I dropped this mess on the carpet in the living room. I know. Why was this even in the living room? I don’t know. I watched Sopranos. I still can’t get...

One Thing My Mom Taught Me.

Having four pounds of butter in your fridge at all times is a good idea. She also taught me this stuff. Oh! And this. She was definitely right about that.

Half Baked.

Ummm… I’m in a massive chocolate peanut butter coma. And I didn’t even eat anything that you’re about to see below. My sheer presence around these goodies has me in said...


1. I pronounce Wednesday just like that. And I also say qui-noh-ah.   2. In the last week, I’ve broken 3 glasses that I love and my favorite vase. What does...

New Snack Obsession.

If I could find a way to snort or inject these directly into my bloodstream, I totally would. Deee. Lish.



I have a chocolate chip cookie hangover. I ate an entire avocado. It was delicious. Probably doesn’t help the hangover. I actually did some cleaning, in attempts to ward off a...



That’s what I’m feeling at this moment.