A Mother Lovett Kind Of Weekend.
Happy Monday! :)
Well, not a very happy Monday for me because it started off with a dentist appointment. I usually do not mind going because there are many things in life worse than the dentist. However, today I was told I have about 8 zillion cavities and will be spending the next few Friday’s in the dentist chair. Hip hip horray.
Thank you all so much for the well wishes on our first anniversary. :) We spent the day in Cleveland and I was all ready to snap pictures, but my camera decided otherwise. It gave me some goofy ‘lens error’ message – but of course was working again by the time we go home. I saw sooo many beautiful Fall scenes that I wanted to snap.
Something occured over the weekend that had us all in giggles and remembering Mother Lovett. For as long as I can remember, Mother Lovett pronounced about 85% of her words incorrectly and used other phrases that we never heard. I think it is common as we get older, but her’s were always quite humorous.
ML: ‘I found a coupon in the paper for Louie’s. I’d like to go get some pots for the flowers.’
Us: ‘Louie’s? What is Louie’s? Where is Louie’s?’
ML: (getting frustrated) ‘You know – LOUIE’S. The construction place!’
Us: ‘There is no construction place called Louie’s. What on earth are you talking about?’
ML: ‘YES THERE IS!! It is blue and white and we get flower pots there.’
Us: (after a few moments of contemplation) ‘Oh…you mean Lowe’s? LOWES.’
ML: ‘No! Louie’s! Look it is right here in the paper.’
She definitely meant Lowe’s. She was legally blind. The w appeared as a ‘u’ and ‘i’ to her. Hmmm.
Us: ‘Grandma, can we get you anthing at the store?
ML: ‘Oh yes, please get me some of that torillo soup.’
Us: ‘You mean tortilla soup?’
ML: ”Yes – torillo soup.’
ML: ‘Hand me the lifter.’
Me: ‘The lifter? What is the lifter?’
ML: ‘The lifter! To get the cookies off the pan.’
Me: ‘Oh…the spatula??’
ML: ‘Yes! The lifter!’
These are just a few of the moments that we were remembering in the car ride that had us howling. Maybe you had to be there.
Kind of like the time you probably had to be there when my 9 year old brothers thought it was hilarious to yell out obscenities and bodily parts since she was extremely hard of hearing.
The boys: (randomly) ‘Vagisil!’
ML: ‘What fell??’
Oh, these were the days. Luckily for us, we experienced a similar day in the car on Friday. I was a bit busy playing on my crackberry since I develop a tick when I’m not connected to the entire world.
My mother: ‘Jess, we had the best lunch at Miss Martha’s. It was so good. And afterwards we had dessert and Susie orded a tai chi. It wasn’t very good though.’
Me: (half-listening, obsessed with crackberry) ‘Oh that’s a shame.’
My mother: ‘Yeah, and it really just didn’t taste good. We have all had tai chi there before, but this definitely wasn’t tai chi.’
Me: (still losing brain cells) ‘Hmmm, I wonder why..?’
My mother: ‘It just tasted weird, we always get tai chi there. Have you ever had one? You have -‘
Me: (alert, cutting in) ‘WAIT. WHAT are you saying? Tai chi?? Do you mean CHAI TEA???
My mother: ‘Yes, tai chi.’
Me: ‘MOM. OHMIGOD. It is CHAI TEA. Tai chi is a form of martial arts.’
My mother: ‘Oh. I guess you’re right. I meant chai tea.’
Me: ‘Ohmigod, you are your mother.’
My mother: ‘Can we go to Nordstrom Shelf tomorrow?’
Us: ‘Ummm….MOM, it’s Nordstrom RACK.’
So happy that Mother Lovett can live on throughout my own mother. Now if that starts happening to me, please have me committed.
I bought some of this yesterday.
Which obviously now has to be locked in a safe, since I have 45 cavities and from here on out will never eat sugar again.
Yeah, right. Bring on the veneers.
I bought some of this, too.
Going to try out some of the recipe suggestions and eat more veggies this week. My husband is out of town.
Sometimes I go a little overboard.
And bought this $459 bottle of balsamic vinegar.
Actually it was only $24. But in balsamic vinegar dollars, that equals $459.
Have a wonderful start to the week. :)
I’ll be back later with some goodies. In the meantime, I’m going to eat 5lbs of goodies before I get my new fillings.