In order to eat them, I need to bribe myself.

I have some greens, I get some bacon.

That is roasted kale, which is basically drowning in nutritional yeast. I could eat it everyday, and I usually do. You won’t find me eating any other vegetables though, so don’t get too excited.

It’s companion is a toasty hummus, avocado and bacon sandwich. It doesn’t get much better.

Unless you add chocolate.