Mr. How Sweet has 2 of his own closets too.

And he even has clothes (that aren’t brand new) with tags on them.

But he also has every room of our house filled with this.

So when you get bummed out because your significant other doesn’t buy you shoes and clothes, just remember that my rooms are full of… treasures such as these.

And even worse better, this.

Yeah. So there’s a tradeoff.