it’s been far too long since i had a mojito.
i’d eat vegetables everyday if bacon grew on trees.
i didn’t make that up, it’s from a t-shirt.
a t-shirt i need, apparently.
it’s teeeeeeee-shirt time!
she even sent “his and her” bags, but i think we know they will all end up in “her” stomach.
why don’t i have one of these everyday?
is mr. how sweet going to start cooking now?
that’s probably wishful thinking.
i wish the dishes put themselves away.
i wish the laundry folded itself.
i wish i did laundry, period.
i got another package today.
naomi is the best.
she sent me tons of sprinkles and cupcakes!
how do you guys know me so well?
i’m in need of a new pair of shoes.
but i’m really not.
i wish it was summer.
but i really hate to be hot.
thursday is my favorite day of the week.
and why can’t james taylor sing me to sleep every night?