What Is This World Coming To?

I just ate a plate of brussels sprouts.

It kind of looked like this…

…but not as pretty. Oh, and it also lacked the BACON, POTATOES, and ONION. Who am I and what did I do with myself? I ate the brussels pan-roasted in olive oil, salt, pepper and garlic.

I have nothing else to say. I just needed to tell you. And I needed this to be documented in WRITING. It is now set in stone.

And because of this, I think you should all go play the lotto tonight. Good luck!