Four Important Things That Can’t Wait Until Tuesday.

[given that next tuesday is Christmas, I have no idea when I’ll be sharing another tuesday things. maybe monday. maybe thursday. maybe some really cool day that I don’t even know about yet. until then…]

1. The Dave Barnes holiday album. Where has this been all my life? Specifically, track #2 with Hillary Scott. According to iTunes I have played this 229 times since buying it this past weekend. True story. You have four days… do it.

2. The 25 funniest auto-corrects of 2012. O. M. G. I read this early this morning and literally had tears pouring down my face because I was laughing so hard. By myself. In my kitchen. I was dyyyyying. And I just did it again. It won’t ever get old. disclaimer: if you are easily offended… don’t look. BUT PLEASE LOOK.

3. How totally demented is it that a part of me sort of wants Carrie and Saul together on Homeland? What is wrong with me? I mean, this is SO inappropriate. Is the show doing this to my brain? What an odd yet perfect dynamic. This makes me hate myself. Just stop.

4. All I want for Christmas is Santa to bring me a daily, live-in, kitchen-cleaner person.

That is all. Carry on.