Is for this hideous creature to be out of our home.
But I’ve put that on my list the last 2 years and Santa didn’t deliver. Bah humbug.
lol what the heck?? super creepy.
oh girl, i want that for you too. yikes.
Solution: Get a kitten, which will inevitably shred it. Or alternatively, a puppy which will probably knaw it to death. Bonus: kittens and puppies are far cuter than… that.
Oh, wow…that’s all I can say…someone needs to “accidentally” knock it over BAHAHA! ;)
Okay, that would scare me. Make him get rid of it.
(Is it bad that I’m assume this is Mr. How Sweet’s doing ;) )
That is one fine looking mounted turkey. Some people hunt their whole life and never harvest something that nice.
I think I know your readers, baby, and I bet they would love to see more pictures of this amazing mount. Perhaps you should consider making it your background.
Oh yeah. It’s so charming.
I’m sure that turkey made Grandpap proud…
Ha!! I would fake a robbery if I were you!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I would withhold dinner until that thing was history. sorry love
That is creepy. Are feathers flammable?
I think it’s time to find out.
L. O. L.
Hey…you could spray some sort of faux finish on it and get it out during the Thanksgiving Holidays! :) I’d take it to the nearest gag gift exchange!
My dad suggested decorating it with lights.
how about completely COVERING it with lights….. or putting it behind your giant Poinsettia?
Now that is an idea.
Whoa, that’s so realistic..I’m assuming it’s not real, right? Because having an actual turkey roaming around your house every year would be wild. Literally lol
Well, it WAS real. It’s stuffed… it’s disgusting.
Want to know something awesome? The picture didn’t load, but before I even hit refresh I knew it was going to be that ugly bird. LOL
You know me well.
LOLing at Mr. Sweet’s post :)
at least you aren’t married to a man who insisted on decorating your bedroom in camo and dead animal heads…welcome to my aunts world. he even put wood planks on the wall so they would feel like they’re camping.
LOL that seriously made me laugh hysterically. Guess I don’t have it THAT bad.
hmm…not sure if that is worth having a bunch of beautiful shoes. :0 Mr. How Sweet needs a nice man cave for that poor thing!
Where does one display a turkey in one’s house?
To Mrs. How Sweet – I feel your pain! We have a deer head over the fireplace that stares ahead blankly. I considered putting a red nose on it for the holidays but I didn’t want my neices and nephews to think we had killed Rudolph!
I’m sorry Mr. How Sweet. That thing is really creepy.
Said turkey is stashed in the corner of a guest room. Poor guests.
hahaha I love it
Hahaha, you need to get him outfits. And dress him every day.
Don’t encourage this.
If you started putting dresses or onsies on him, I bet Mr. How Sweet would want him gone.
that is terrifying.
OMG! I just almost spit out my drink!! That big guy is a GEM!!! Why the heck would you want to get rid of such a magnificent work of art!?!?!
OK, that was a joke, this thing kind of freaked me out.
The thing is… other people REALLY SAY THAT. Pray for me.
Mr. How Sweet said: “Some people hunt their whole life and never harvest something that nice.”
Methinks Mrs. How Sweet is the ultimate ‘prey’. And with her, you’ve outdone yourself.
Now, do you know where the nearest dumpster is? ;)
Oh my goodness! I’ve waded through the comments and laughed. Thanks for the laughter everyone!
As for that thing, I agree. It’s a decorating disaster. Only someone with a hunter’s lover soul would want that thing. I feel for you.
And, if I was a guest, I chuck the thing out the hall and close the door. I would have nightmares with that thing in the same room with me. J/K about chucking it out into the hall. Sorta. Not sure. Maybe, I’d secretly hide it in the closet for the night. J/K. Sorta.
That’s the thing… Mr. How Sweet is NOT a hunter. He went once in his life a hundred years ago and came back with this awful thing.
Are. you. kidding. me? What are the odds of that happening? 8-O
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LOL! you are unique and hilarious
What is that???? its sort of creepy…
OH MY GOD!!! Is this alive? We have a HUGE male turkey that lives across the road from our house and it literally flies at your face to attack you, it is the scariest thing of my life and then one day I looked up from eating my dinner and it was in our hallway! AHHHHH!!! I feel your pain =(
It was alive… it is now dead and stuffed. Barf.
Oh my….. just Oh my.
And thanks for getting the “All I want for Christmas” song stuck in my head for the rest of the evening. Hubby is already tired of me singing “thithter Thuthie thittin’ on a thithle.”
No kidding! My entire family and all our relatives are hunters and I married a non-hunting guy. I’m really grateful for that. Not that it grosses me out…it doesn’t at all but decor-wise…yeah, I’m very happy he’s a geek!
Hahahahaha WHAT in the heck is that!?
good god woman what the hell is that?
A recipe for divorce. That’s what it is.
Oh my. wow. I can give you the number for Salvation Army.
BAHHH that is the creepiest turkey! hahahaha
Is it around all year? For April Fools, put a speaker in it saying “Caaaw… caaaw… I’ve come back to haunt you, turkey eater!”
If I walked by that thing is the night with little lights on in the house, I would probably scream!
I’m sorry, am I missing something? Why the heck is there a turkey in your home?
Ha! Be glad its not a 6×6 foot ELK HEAD!! OR a full size BEAR!!
I think it was already suggested…but deck him out for the holidays…ribbons, lights, garland. Might as well make the most of the creepy turkey.
I think you need to audition for The Marriage Ref with this dispute. If Madonna is one of the judges again, you’ll definitely win!
Hahaha I would LOVE to go on that show with him.
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He has a Sidney Crosby figurine. He’s a keeper!
After being tagged in discouraging posts 4+ times, you would think Mr. How Sweet would get the idea and GET RID OF IT!
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