What do you think he’s thinking about?

I wonder if I could build a shed back here to house my dyecast cars and the lawnmower?

Wait… not a shed. A house. Like a treehouse. Like a NASCAR themed treehouse. With cable. So I can watch Jr. win the title this year and watch Triple H wrestle The Undertaker.

I could probably afford that if Jess didn’t think she was married to Daddy Warbucks.

I’d really like one of those camo Under Armor shirts. I could definitely run in that. I’ll just cut off the sleeves.

I wonder how many burgers I can eat since I just ran 6 miles. Four. I’m gonna eat four.

Does Taylor Swift have a new CD coming out soon? I’m getting bored with her old one.

Speaking of CD’s, no one makes music like Alabama anymore. Except for Taylor Swift.

Would it be acceptable to cut off the sleeves of my new Brooks Brothers shirts and wear them to work tomorrow?

Okay, I’m hungry. Starving. I’m probably going to die. I’ve never been this hungry in my life.


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72 Responses to “What’s He Thinking?!”

  1. #
    sarah (sarah learns) — April 8, 2011 @ 10:21 pm

    oh my goodness, lol! taylor swift?!?


  2. #
    Jen @ keepitsimplefoods — April 8, 2011 @ 10:38 pm

    Nice muscles! ;)


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    Alaina — April 8, 2011 @ 10:49 pm

    My husband is all about wondering how many burgers he can have after running too. :-)

    Does he have a neck? Haha.


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    becky — April 9, 2011 @ 12:46 am

    Jessica, you seriously are HIGH-LARIOUS!!!!! I love you and Mr. How Sweet—your blog wouldn’t be the same without him. He just gives you so much great material to work with lol :) I cannot count how many laughs I have had at his expense!! I am a huge Taylor Swift fan. She is one of my faves on the iPod when I run. :) xoxo


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    megan — April 9, 2011 @ 7:19 am

    One of the funniest.posts.ever. (!!!!!!!!!)


  6. #
    Celia — April 9, 2011 @ 1:05 pm

    That was hilarious!!!


  7. #
    Kristen — April 9, 2011 @ 5:14 pm

    haha love this!
    I was wondering when you were going to mention food haha


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    Cynthia (It All Changes) — April 9, 2011 @ 6:50 pm

    Hunni and I must come to Pittsburgh…that dialogue is Hunni’s thoughts, just switch the picture and Nascar for cartoons. :-)


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    Molly — April 9, 2011 @ 11:59 pm

    “I could definitely fit a chicken coup right here… Jess can roast a chicken so obviously she should have no problem getting the hang of dispatching and plucking one! *sighwhiledrooling* An endless supply of fresh chicken at my fingertips…”


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    Maranda — April 10, 2011 @ 8:52 am

    Hahahaha! Please don’t cut the sleeves off of the underarmor shirt!!!


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    Stephanie@MyThornsHaveRoses — April 10, 2011 @ 10:22 am

    Haha! He’s now probably wondering why all of the speculation is so funny if it’s true. That and why you didn’t mention that the burgers would pair nicely with a few slabs of chicken breasts.


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    Parita @ myinnershakti — April 10, 2011 @ 8:45 pm

    Too funny! Sometimes I wonder about the thoughts that run through my bf’s head too! Oh boys… :)


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    Lauren — April 11, 2011 @ 3:07 pm

    I live Mr. How Sweets ultimate dream: Triple H is my next-door neighbor. When I’m at home, I see him walking his dog (lion) every morning!


  14. #
    Annette@EnjoyYourHealthyLife — April 11, 2011 @ 5:35 pm

    HAHA. this is too funny :)


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    Hannah — April 21, 2011 @ 3:44 pm

    “Wait, is she behind me? Okay, *arrhh* c’mon muscles: flex a li’l bigger so I can pop this iPod sleeve right off and show her what a real man I am. Then maybe she’ll make us meat and potatoes for dinner….”

    This was such a funny post. You’re the best blogger…a great baker and entertainer!


  16. #
    Larry — January 14, 2013 @ 9:24 pm

    OMG. I die.


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