November 2011

How To Make Baklava.

November 30, 2011 · 221 comments

I’m about to bombard you with pictures, so let’s just get this out of the way.

Sold yet?

Here’s the deal: I’ve wanted to make baklava for YEARS. As a firm believer of the nuts-stink-in-desserts camp, this flaky treat has always made the cut. In fact, I’m pretty sure that for the first like, 15 years of eating this, I didn’t even know it was nuts. I just thought it was some sort of delicious, caramely heaven thing.

No one in my family ever made it, but a few of my mom’s friends would graciously gift us some around the holidays and I would often hog it all to myself, saving one last piece for my mom. I figured it was impossible to make.

I knew I wanted to put a tiny bit of my own spin on the flavor, so I added cardamom and vanilla beans. Freaky.

I also used mostly pecans, then almonds and pistachios. Pistachios are funny. They are green.

Here’s a bowl of nuts.

Um, let’s talk about how I often do things wrong. Like, everyday. I used salted pistachios. Dude… totally okay. I was nervous, but not nervous enough to go buy a bag of unshelled pistachios and then spend a few hours of my life shelling a pound of them. I’d rather paint my nails. So… I had salted pistachios on hand and I used them. They rocked.

Tyler Florence’s (yes, we are BBF’s now) recipe called for a sh*tton of nuts. I am not even kidding. This recipe would be incredibly affordable if not for the raw, unsalted nuts that cost an arm and a leg. I didn’t read the reviews online before chopping mine up (uh, I mean, why would I do something smart like that?), but you could easily get away with about half of the called-for amount. More on this later.

 

I also used vanilla beans!

I love spending my life’s savings on food related items.

I chopped everything in my trusty lil’ food processor, including adding the vanilla beans in spurts so they’d be somewhat evenly distributed.

I was afraid that I ended up chopping the nuts too fine, but again… I wasn’t afraid enough to have patience and press pulse 42 times while chopping. Regardless, they ended up being perfect for me.

Oh. Oh oh oh! Something else I did?

I REDUCED THE BUTTER. Yes. I REDUCED THE BUTTER.

I know. Wasn’t sure you heard me the first time. This isn’t necessary, but butter is quite a precious (read: expensive) commodity around here and I figured I’d start with two sticks as opposed to the four that the recipe called for.

Maybe I’ve been abducted by aliens.

Oooooh and another thing? Remember when I made croissants? And before that, how I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why croissants were supposedly soooo unhealthy? Then I rolled a pound of butter into between the dough? Well. This is sort of like that.

There is (almost) a pound of butter in this pan. I freaking love it.

Also like the croissants, I figured that this would be quite a challenge. Turns out it wasn’t very challenging at all, just time consuming. I ended up using my 9×13 Calphalon pan, after Tyler’s recipe (see? BFF’s fo’ life.) suggested refrigerating the layers for 30 minutes before baking. I didn’t need anything shattering in my oven, so this worked great.

First up – you brush the entire bare pan with melted butter. Then, you layer 8 sheets of phyllo dough, each brushed with melted butter, like above and below.

Now would be a good time to talk about the phyllo.

Hmmmm. Me? No patience? Yes. You know this. It would probably be wise to read the instructions first. I opened both packages and hurriedly “unrolled” them to let them thaw. Then I ended up with a giant, flakey mess. Eventually (and four boxes later) I learned to be patience and let them completely thaw, and I did follow the directions by placing a slightly damp towel over top. Even though I did all of that, let me just say that almost every single one of my sheets ended up ripping one way or another in this process, no matter how gentle I was. Moral of the story? Keep going anyway.

 

Since I had all of those nuts, I knew that two layers (as the recipe suggested) just wasn’t going to suffice. I didn’t want super thick nut layers (that’s what she said?) and I didn’t want to waste the nuts, even though I was already angry because sitting in that food processor up there may as well have been a new pair of shoes. So I did four layers of nuts.

Here’s how it went: 8 sheets of phyllo -> 1 layer of nuts -> 4 sheets of phyllo -> 1 layer of nuts -> 4 sheets of phyllo -> 1 layer of nuts -> 4 sheets of phyllo -> 1 layer of nuts -> 8 sheets of phyllo. With EVERY SINGLE LAYER BRUSHED WITH BUTTER.

Then, as Tyler (my love… darn this relationship is moving fast) suggested, I dumped the remaining butter over top. He’s my kind of guy. I also followed his instructions and threw the whole pan in the fridge for exactly 30 minutes, then brought it out and cut it before baking.

What’s that? You think my slices may look nice?

Uh. Look again.

Not so nice.

But guess what? It didn’t even matter! I baked it for exactly 42 minutes, rotating the pan once in between.

The recipe called for removing a piece (that was awesome. I ate it.), tipping the pan to the side and draining the butter. Uh, come again? I am not ever going to “drain the butter.” But whatever. Luckily, there was no butter to drain, which reinforces my decision to use less than the recipe called for. I ended up with 2 3/4 sticks rather than four. Go me.

While the baklava was baking, I made a honey vanilla bean syrup. Holy smokes. I wanted to drink this.

Just check out those vanilla beans.

The millisecond this comes out of the oven, you dump the syrup all over the top.

Best.thing.ever.

Then you’re supposed to let it “sit for several hours.” Ha! What a freaking joke.

Just do what I did: make it in the late afternoon, then let it sit overnight. However, during the time it is “sitting,” pick off about 17 flakey layers from the top.  Works like a charm.

In all seriousness, I did do that, but letting it sit overnight was key. It was so easy to slice and remove from the pan.

Plus… check out those layers.

But you know all things are better with chocolate…

Haaaallllp me.

Baklava

[slightly adapted from Tyler Florence]

makes one 9 x 13 pan, about 40-50 pieces depending on how you cut it

16 ounces of unsalted pecans, roasted

8 ounces of unsalted almonds, roasted

8 ounces of salted pistachios, roasted (if using unsalted, add about 1/4 teaspoon salt to nut mixture)

2 whole vanilla beans, scraped

1 teaspoon cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom

1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon ground cloves

2/3 cup brown sugar

1 pound of phyllo dough

2 3/4 sticks (about 1 1/3 cups or 22 tablespoons(!)) of unsalted butter, melted

Thaw phyllo dough according to directions on package, then unroll. Once thawed, cover with a slightly damp towel to keep pliable.

Combine nuts in a food processor and pulse until finely chopped, adding the contents of the vanilla bean in two or three separate pulses. Once chopped, add nuts to a large bowl and combine with brown sugar, cinnamon, cardamom, nutmeg and cloves, then thoroughly mix.

Melt butter on the stovetop or in the microwave. Using a pastry brush, brush an entire 9x 13 pan with melted butter. Layer 8 sheets of phyllo dough – each one painted with melted butter – in the baking dish. Be very patient and gentle with the dough, and if it begins to rip, just try to push it into place. After layer 8, spread 1/4 of the nut mixture evenly over the dough. At this point, I wasn’t sure how the next sheet of phyllo would stick to the nuts, so I took my pastry brush and drizzled a bit of butter over the nuts. This helps!

After the first layer of nuts, layer 4 sheets of phyllo on top – each one brushed with melted butter. Repeat this 3 more times: 1 layer of nuts, 4 sheets of phyllo, 1 layer of nuts, 4 sheets of phyllo, then a fourth layer of nuts. After that layer, add 8 sheets of phyllo on top (instead of just 4) like you did in the beginning, brushing each with melted butter. If there is any butter left, pour it over top. Stick the whole pan in the fridge and refrigerate for 30 minutes. As soon as you stick it in the fridge, preheat the oven.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Remove baklava from fridge and using a sharp knife, cut as desired. I set my pan down horizontally, then made four cuts from left to right. I then started in a corner and cut diagonals. Once cut, place pan in the oven and bake for 40 minutes. As soon as you place it in the oven, make your syrup below.

If the top of the baklava gets to brown, tent it with aluminum foil. When finished baking, remove from oven and gently cut out a corner piece. Tilt the pan and if there is any butter laying, drain it. While the baklava is hot, evenly pour the syrup over top. Let set (ideally overnight, covered with aluminum foil once cool) before cutting and serving.

 

Honey Vanilla Bean Simple Syrup

1 1/2 cups water

1 cup granulated sugar

1/2 cup honey

1 tablespoons vanilla bean paste

2 cinnamon sticks

Combine all ingredients together in a saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce to a simmer, and let cook for 10 minutes. Remove from heat and let cool completely. Before drizzling, remove cinnamon stick.

Now all of you get over here now since I seriously HAVE AN ENTIRE PAN OF BAKLAVA ON MY COUNTER!!

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Tuesday Things.

November 29, 2011 · 119 comments

1. These are the best things I think I’ve seen all… my life. I’m so, so, so in love.

2. On Saturday I became intoxicated with my vanilla bean paste and decided to EAT AN ENTIRE SPOONFUL. Yeah. Don’t do it.

3. You know how I mentioned I have that stupid Friends addiction at the moment? It’s KILLING ME. Now i just DVR all the episodes so the DVR is full. Which is a problem when I want to DVR all the other trash on TV.

4. FYI: Trader Joe’s has these things. You’ve been warned.

5. I think you (yes, you!) should create a brown butter scented candle because I will make you the richest person in the world. Then I will probably die from attempting to eat it.

6. Remember last week how I told you about my insanity with Pinterest and nail polish? Well that led to nail polish blogs (which are fine and dandy, until someone literally loses their, uh… stuff… when they break a nail) which then led to BirchBox. As someone obsessed with all things makeup and beauty, tell me about this BirchBox thing. Enlighten me please!

7. I’m in love with this dress for New Year’s. It will look lovely against the backdrop of which is… my couch.

8. I used to think that grown-up life was just like old-school 90210. Thank God it’s not because 90s fashion should be locked away in a vault. Forrr-evvv-err.

9. I’m about to purge everything from my fridge. Pray that I come out alive and not buried underneath a pile of crisper-drawer zombies.

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I know.

This sort of sounds like a hot mess.

Right?

Rightrightright?

Orrrr… maybe it actually sounds palatable since when I told you that I combined cookies and fish, you totally expected me to bust out some brown butter anchovy chip rounds.

Tasty.

But. Really, you probably didn’t even think about it at all because you have a real life and much more important things to do with your time than sit around and wonder what that girl who pretends to know what she’s doing and broadcasts in on the internet is whipping up in her kitchen.

Yeah. Sounds about right.

 

Want to know what’s (not) fun? Trying to chase around the stupid light in my kitchen which seems to last for about 42 seconds every day when I have six billion recipes to photograph. It’s been so gorgeously (not) sunny and (not) bright here. Do you ever wonder horrible things, like what would happen to your camera if you threw it out the window? Would it survive? Is it magical? Could it take the fall? Would it (secrelty) be cool to watch it shatter into a million pieces? And while I’m doing that, can I crush my husband’s old country CDs with my rolling pin and just what exactly would happen if I accidentally dropped a lit lighter onto that stuffed turkey of his while I was lighting my favorite Christmas candle?

I don’t know. I just don’t know.

And that’s why this salmon is sad and alone. Well that, and the fact that we were so insanely starved that I couldn’t even fathom whipping up something else to throw on a plate. My stomach was eating itself! Which, well… isn’t a terrible thing this time of year.

But if you have the time (you do) and the patience (I don’t), you should definitely serve this with some cardamom spiced risotto or a caramelized winter vegetable (blah) rice pilaf or even on top of this salad with brown freaking butter dressing. Yes. I said. Brown freaking butter.

Don’t fret the cookies. Seriously. They just given the slightest hint of holidayness to this light and healthy meal for the season – just a little taste of December that’s easy to throw together and incredibly impressive to all those people who just want to come to your house and eat fudge. Do it. People like cookies.

Gingersnap Crusted Salmon

makes 4 salmon filets

1 pound of fresh (or thawed) salmon, cut into 4 pieces (or 4 separate filets)

1/2 teaspoon sea salt

1/2 teaspoon pepper

3 egg whites, lightly beaten

15 gingersnap cookies, crushed (about 1/2 cup)

1/2 cup panko bread crumbs

1/4 cup whole wheat pastry flour

1/4 cup regular seasoned bread crumbs

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil, then set a wire rack on top. Spray the rack with nonstick spray.

In a bowl, lightly beat the egg whites, then set aside. In another bowl, combine gingersnaps, bread crumbs, and flour, stirring to combine.

Season salmon with salt and pepper. Dip each piece in egg white to coat, then dredge through the bread crumbs mixture, really pressing to adhere. Gently place on the wire rack and repeat with the others. Lightly spritz each piece with nonstick spray or mist with olive oil. Bake for 10 minutes, then flip and bake (spritzing again with spray) for 10-12 more, or until salmon is cooked through and flakes.

Note: if fish skeeves you out, you can sub chicken instead.

Cookies for dinner AND dessert is where it’s at.

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What Are You Baking for the Holiday Season?

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Eggnog Breakfast Crumble Crunch Cake.

Eggnog Breakfast Crumble Crunch Cake makes one 9×13 dish 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 cup whole wheat pastry flour 1 tablespoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon + an extra 1/4 teaspoon 1/2 cup loosely packed brown sugar + and extra 1/3 cup 1/3 cup granulated sugar 2 large eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled 1 cup eggnog Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a 9×13 baking dish with nonstick spray. In a small bowl, combine 1/3 cup brown sugar and 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon. In another small bowl, combine flours, baking powder, salt, nutmeg and cinnamon, then whisk to combine. In a large bowl, add butter and sugars and whisk until smooth. Whisk in eggs one a time, mixing until completely combined, then stir in vanilla extract. Stir in dry ingredients, mixing until a batter forms, then whisk in eggnog until smooth. Pour half of the batter in the baking dish, then sprinkle the brown sugar/cinnamon mixture over top. Cover with remaining batter, gently using a spatula to spread over sugar if needed. Don’t worry if some of the sugar peeks through. Top with the crumble below. crumble topping [...]

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BLT Turkey Tacos with Cranberry Salsa.

BLT Turkey Tacos with Cranberry Salsa leftover turkey tortillas of choice cranberry salsa or relish (I left mine chunky this time per a few suggestions, I think I prefer it totally pureed) chopped tomatoes bacon crumbles shredded lettuce chopped avocado Layer all ingredients on your favorite tortillas and eat!

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Day After Thanksgiving Breakfast Hash with Cheddar Mashed Potato Pancakes.

Thanksgiving Breakfast Hash with Cheddar Mashed Potato Pancakes 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 tablespoon butter 2-3 cups of leftover stuffing one recipe of mashed potato pancakes + 1/3 cup grated cheddar 3-4 eggs fresh parsley for topping any additional breakfast ingredients you wish (such as bacon/onions, if it’s not in your stuffing or apples to caramelize or even corn!) In a large skillet (I used a cast iron), heat olive olive over medium heat and add butter. Set potato pancakes in the pan, then fill in the holes with stuffing. Cook for 3-4 minutes, or until golden brown and crispy, then gently flip the pancakes and the stuffing, and cook for 3-4 minutes more. While the potatoes and stuffing are cooking, heat another skillet and cook eggs as desired. Add eggs on top of stuffing, garnish with fresh parsley and serve.  

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Turkey Day Moments.

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Gobble Gobble.

Happy Turkey Day! Whether you’re celebrating Thanksgiving or not, I hope you have a fabulous day filled with family, friends and food. I am so grateful for each and every one of you – holiday or not – for the fun you bring into my life every single day. I can’t imagine one minute without you. You complete me, Jerry Maguire style.  

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Butternut Squash Stuffed Shells.

Butternut Squash Stuffed Shells makes 20 stuffed shells, serves about 4 20 jumbo shells 2 1/2 cups cubed butternut squash 1 teaspoon olive oil 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 shallot, chopped 1 garlic clove, minced 1 1/2 tablespoons mascarpone cheese 1 tablespoon grated parmesan cheese for bechamel 2 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons flour 2 cups milk (I used 2%) 1/4 pinch of nutmeg salt & pepper to taste for topping 1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese 1/3 cup mozzarella cheese 10-15 sage leaves Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Place butternut squash on a baking sheet and toss with salt, pepper, nutmeg and olive oil. Roast for 20 minutes, flip, then roast for 20 minutes more. Remove from oven and mash with a fork or potato masher until almost pureed. Boil water and prepare shells according to directions. Mine called for 9 minutes. Drain pasta and set aside to cool. While pasta is cooking, heat a small saucepan over medium heat and add 2 tablespoons butter, garlic and shallots. Whisk until brown bits appear in the butter, then mash into the butternut squash, along with the mascarpone and and tablespoon of parmesan. [...]

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