One Thing My Mom Taught Me.

Having four pounds of butter in your fridge at all times is a good idea. She also taught me this stuff. Oh! And this. She was definitely right about that.

Half Baked.

Ummm… I’m in a massive chocolate peanut butter coma. And I didn’t even eat anything that you’re about to see below. My sheer presence around these goodies has me in said...

Wed.Nes.Day

1. I pronounce Wednesday just like that. And I also say qui-noh-ah.   2. In the last week, I’ve broken 3 glasses that I love and my favorite vase. What does...

New Snack Obsession.

If I could find a way to snort or inject these directly into my bloodstream, I totally would. Deee. Lish.

Today.

Today.

I have a chocolate chip cookie hangover. I ate an entire avocado. It was delicious. Probably doesn’t help the hangover. I actually did some cleaning, in attempts to ward off a...

Glee.

Glee.

That’s what I’m feeling at this moment.    

Lyrics.

Lyrics.

I’m not sure you truly know how deep my James Taylor obsession runs. Deep. Like, really deep. Like laying on my kitchen floor balancing a cake plate on my stomach and...